- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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