- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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