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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How old are you? 7

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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