What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Denard Robinson

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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