i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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