- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

12/23/2012

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Where's my baby??

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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