What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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