- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??