Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Anti Joke

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