- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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