Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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