- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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