Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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