Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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