What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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