I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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