- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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