Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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no

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Anti Joke

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