What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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