- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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