- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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