- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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