- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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