What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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