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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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