- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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