- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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