- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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