- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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