what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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