You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Denard Robinson

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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your so fat. your fat!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Anti Joke

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