Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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