why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Anti Joke

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