- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Your mums a potato

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Jebron Lames.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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