what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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XD Jackass.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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