Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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men's rights activists

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Anti Joke

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