- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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