Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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