whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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