- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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