- Anti Joke

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.