Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Anti Joke

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