When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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David Cameron

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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