- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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