How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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