- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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