Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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