- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Tony Romo

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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