- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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