Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Anti Joke

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