- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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