- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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