- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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