A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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women rights

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

All of these jokes are about white people

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

This isn't funny.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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