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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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