- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

FUCK YOU

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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