- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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