Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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