Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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