caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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hi

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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