What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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where's mom I killed her

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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