- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's 9+10? 19

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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