- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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