What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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My jeans

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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