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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Dwarf Shortage

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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