what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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