- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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