- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Knock Knock.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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