- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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