John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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