- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why dont they make black forks

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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