whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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HEY!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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My jeans

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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