If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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no rasist joks

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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