So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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roses are red poo is poo

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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