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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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