There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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