A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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God is real.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Anti Joke

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