Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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