Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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HEY!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Indians

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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