- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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