What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Anti Joke

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