Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Rylan Clark

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Robin, get in the car!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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