- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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