- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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