- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your big dick.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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