why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I'm Polish.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Anti Joke

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