How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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