- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I have a really funny joke.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A hill billy went fishing

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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