- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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