- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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