- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How old are you? 7

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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