Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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God is real.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Cancer

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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