How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Hello penis

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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My jeans

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Why? Because.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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