- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

God is real.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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