Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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