What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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