- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A young baby died.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Wanna hear a joke? no

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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