- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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