whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Andoni was here

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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