A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

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