- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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