How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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woman's rights

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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