How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's just not right? Left

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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