A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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women rights

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No antijoke here.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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