- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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