What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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like if your cool

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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