- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat playing laser tag.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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