- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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