What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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