- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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