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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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