I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Balls

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

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