A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why does the man appear fat he is

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Knock Knock.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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