There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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