- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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