What's better than a stick? A stone

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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