A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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