- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Blacks

all these jokes are horrible now

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

if you don't like this you're gay

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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