The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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