- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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